The next morning, Myra gets dressed for work. Riku is already up at the jail, going push ups.
Riku: 3007, 3008, 3009, 3010, 3011! (falls on face)
Fatso: Hehe, I wish I could do that. Hehehe.
Riku: Well maybe you can. (stands up) It’s pretty easy. Come on.
Fatso climbs off the bed.
Fatso: How do I start?
Riku: First lay on your stomach.
Fatso: If I do that, I’ll roll out of here.
Riku: … Then let’s start with some sit ups.
Fatso: lays on back)
Riku: Now just sit up, man.
Fatso tries to move.
Fatso: I think I’m stuck.
Riku: mumbles) Fat ass motherf**ker- Come on, get up!
Riku grabs Fatso’s arms and tries to pull him up. Riku's veins start showing through his muscles as he tries to pull Fatso up.
Riku: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggghh!!!! (drops Fatso)
Riku drops Fatso and lays on the ground, panting.
Riku: Well I guess you’re stuck down there. (sits up)
An officer goes to the cell and knocks on it.
Officer: Riku, you’re needed in the kitchen. (opens cell) What’s wrong with him?
Riku: leaves cell) He's just exercising.
The officer takes Riku to the kitchen. At the lab...Myra is restocking the files onto her cp.
Myra: sighs) …
Boss: Hey, Myra. I heard your files disappeared.
Myra: I’m almost done refilling them.
Boss: You didn’t have to do that. I could’ve just emailed them to you. (goes to desk)
Myra: I wasted my lunch break...Rewriting this crap! FOR NOTHING!!!
She gets an email of her files from her boss.
Myra: .....
She bangs her head on her computer key pad and accidentally deletes the files again.
Myra: ...I’M SUCH AN IDIOT!
She gets an email from John saying "Are u busy tonight?"
Myra: … (“Don't let anyone take advantage of you.”)
Myra deletes the message and goes into the boss's office.
Myra: Sir! I can’t take it anymore! Everyday I come to this damned place. John flirts with me and he KNOWS I’m married, Sucy gets on my nerves and criticizes me, Juddith wont never shut the hell up, and YOU just sit around and smile! When is this stuff gonna change?!
Boss: Myra, I’m sure you can take care of it...Just sit down and relax.
Myra clenches her fist and then sits back down.
Myra sits there and waits for someone to annoy her.
Myra: taps pen on desk)
John walks over to her. RUN JOHN! RUN!
John: Hey, doll.
Myra: snaps)
Myra finally snaps and is now enraged with anger.
Myra: ...John?
She may not be yelling but she is pissed off.
John: Hmm?
Myra: I love you.
John: You do?!
Myra: Yeah, I want you to come to the restroom with me so I can show you something.
She gets up and drags him to the restroom.
Myra: Take your clothes off.
John: unbuttons shirt)
Myra: Hurry up!
She takes the cap off of her pen.
John: pulls pants off)
He takes his underwear off too. Coughteenytinycough.
Myra gets behind him.
Myra: This wont hurt a bit.
She shoves her pen up his butt hole way too far than it should go.
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Myra: Call me. (leaves)
John passes out and Myra goes back to her desk. She picks up a glue gun and looks at it.
Sucy: So, how's your little brat?
Myra: stands up) She’s fine. (puts arm around Sucy) Just fine.
Sucy: Oh-
Myra puts the glue gun up Sucy's nostrils and shoots the glue up her nose, holds her mouth closed and lets her die.
Myra: Somebody has an accident.
Myra puts Sucy back in her seat and makes it look like she just died for no reason.. Myra sits back down and kicks her feet up on the desk.
Myra: Ahhhhh.
Juddith walks over to her.
Secretary: Hi, Girlfriend! I had so much fun last night! I went to this awesome club and-
Myra: snickers) That’s pretty funny.
Secretary: But I’m not finished yet-
Myra: stands up) I think you are.
Secretary: You’re acting really weird.
Myra: Have I ever told u that I’m gay? (picks up a stapler)
Secretary: gasps) Me too. I never told anyone but-
Myra: Close your eyes.
Juddith closes her eyes and puckers up.
Myra: …
Myra takes the stapler and staples Juddith’s lips closed.
Juddith faintly screams.
Secretary: Mgggggggmmmmmhhgh!!!
Myra: I’m a good kisser, huh? (pats her cheek) See ya later, baby.
Myra walks out doing that sexy model walk.
Secretary: MMMMPH! (runs to tell boss)
Myra walks into a store and gets some sticks of dynamite.
Cashier: Uhhhh, you have to pay for those!
Myra: grabs a liter and walks out)
She lights a couple and tosses them into the lab and 3,2.....1! The whole place blows up before Myra's eyes.
Myra: That felt good.... (walks off)
People start running around screaming and Myra is just sitting there calmly walking. Myra is still enraged.
People continue screaming and running around. Tyra calls Myra on her cell phone.
Myra: answers phone) What?
Tyra: Akira won’t stop screaming for chocolate milk! (puts Akira on the phone)
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! CHOCOLATE MILK!!!
Myra: Sweetie.
Akira: Sniff. Hmm?
Myra: Stop screaming. I’ll be home soon.
Akira: Yay! (drops phone)
Tyra: My cell phone!
Myra walks to the grocery store. She walks up and down a couple of isles and then grabs some chocolate milk off the shelf. The price reads $1.29. Myra takes it to the counter.
Cashier: How are you today, ma'am? (rings up milk)
Myra: I’m fine.
Cashier: .... 1.39, ma’am.
Myra gives her a dollar and four dimes.
Cashier: Thank you, come again. (puts it in cash register)
Myra: ...-
Cashier: ...-
Myra: ...-
Cashier: Have a nice day!
Myra: gets milk)
Cashier: clears throat) That’s all for ya, right?
Myra: ...You owe me a penny.
Cashier: But...It’s only a penny.
Myra: But its mine.
Cashier: ...But you don’t need it.
Myra: I never said you could have it.
Cashier: This really isn’t a big deal, ma'am.
Myra: You’re rite...Sorry.
ENRAGED!
Myra walks toward the doorway of the grocery store and pulls out a stick of dynamite and tosses it into the store and leaves. She waits only 10 feet away from the store.
3, 2, 1! BOOOOOOOOOOM! The whole store is blown to pieces and Myra catches a penny that was blown from the store.
Myra: Thank you. (puts penny in pocket and walks off)
People scatter and scream.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHAH AHAH !!!!!!