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Everyone runs outside to wait for the boat to touch shore. When it touches the shore, they run over to welcome everyone back.
R-mom: hugs Akira)
Akira: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Later...While most everyone is swimming.....
Kairi: swims around)
Akira: sits on shore) ...Lay down, Rin!
Rin: ?? (lays down) ??-
Akira puts sand on Rin.
Rin:?....??...?!?!?! ?!!!...!!!!!
Akira: covers him with sand)
Rin: ?!!
Sora: sits on shore) Whatcha got, munchkin?
Akira: … (pulls Sora's hair)
Sora: Hey! Stop it! Agh! I'm sensitive!
Akira: I’m not a munchkin! I’m taller than you!
The next day..
Riku: Well, maybe it would’ve been safer if you hadn’t blown everyone to bits.
Myra: Well, maybe I wouldn’t have had to if you hadn’t attacked the police officer.
Riku: You could’ve just bailed me out!
Myra: I couldn’t! I spent too much money for that doctor visit on your d**k!
Are they fighting?!?!
Riku: I thought you had a job!
Myra: I blew those f**kers to bits!
Riku: My point exactly!
Myra: You-
Akira comes in.
Akira: Why are you fighting?!?!?!
Riku: …
Myra: …Oh geeze!
Riku: We weren’t fighting, Akira. We were debating.
Akira: …Okay.
Myra: I need popcorn. (goes in kitchen)
All week Riku and Myra have been "debating" over little things. Myra's enragement seems to be causing some pro-
Myra: You’re the one who said it!
Riku: It’s not my fault!
Myra: So you’re saying its mine?!
Riku: Yah-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!
Riku: ...-
Myra: Sigh!
Myra walks past Riku to the bathroom.
Riku: Excuse you!
Tuesday…
Riku: You just don’t remember!
Myra: YOU just don’t remember!
Riku: You’re the one with brain problems! Your hair outweighs your brain, Myra!
Myra: You have more hair than me! The roots in your mullet are taking over your teeny brain!
Riku: I bet you don’t even remember what my dad's name is!
Myra: It’s Riku!
Riku: No it isn’t!
Myra: Yes it is! You told me that! See?! You’re the one with brain problems!
Riku: I-
Myra: Let me clean it out for you!
She spits on her finger and puts it in Riku's ear.
Riku: STOP-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!!! (sobs)
Myra and Riku shut up.
Myra: Come on, Sweetie. Let’s go ask gramps what his name is. (picks Akira up)
Riku: … (wipes ear) Bitch.
Wednesday....At Wakka's place....Wakka and Myra are at the table talking.....
Tyra: I think it would be red.
Wakka: It would-a be yellow!
Myra: How can brown and orange make yellow?!
Wakka: What’s-a the word-a for it, yah?
Myra: Its blonde....but Tyra has BROWN hair. If you had a kid, it wouldn’t have blonde hair, Wakka.
Wakka: Look!
Wakka turns on his laptop and opens his files.
Wakka: See?!
Myra: That’s just a picture of a blonde girl you took at Traverse Town! (snatches lap top)
Tyra gets up and goes to watch TV.
Wakka: What-a you doing-a woman?!
Myra: Look! (snatches a thread of hair out of his hair)
Wakka: Hey! That’s mine-a!!!
Myra: Akira?
Akira: Ma'am yes Ma'am!
Myra: I need some of Tyra's hair.
Akira runs into the den and-
Tyra: OWWWWWW!!!!!!
Akira: Here. (gives her the hair)
Myra: Whoa!...I didn’t mean this much...Well, look.
Tyra: You little brat! (comes in kitchen) Come here! (picks Akira up)
Myra: Put her down!
Tyra: … (drops Akira)
Akira: Ack! (trips Tyra and grabs Rin)
Rin: ???
Akira: runs)
Myra puts the samples of hair in the computer and waits for it to show up. A figure shows up with golden brown hair. Sweet lap top. xD
Wakka: Ugh! That’s ugly!
Myra: No it isn’t! It’s beautiful! I wish I had hair like that.
Wakka: No-a you don’t-a! Your-a hair looks-a way prettier than that!
Myra: Thank you… I like your hair too.
Riku happens to walk by.
Myra rubs her fingers through Wakka’s hair.
Myra: Your color is so natural.
Wakka: Hehehe-
Riku: …Myra, come here!
Myra: sighs) Excuse me for a minute, Wakka. (walks over to Riku) What?!
Riku: Why are you flirting with Wakka?!!
Myra: I was not FLIRTING with Wakka! I was complimenting him!
Riku: Then, why were you touching him?!
Myra: Cause I wanted to!
Riku: WHY?!
Myra: ..What’s the big deal anyway?
Riku: Oh, when was the last time you touched him? Last night?!
Myra: What?! No!
Akira: …
Riku: Go ahead and sleep with your sister's boyfriend!
Tyra: Huh?! (stops poking Akira) Who-
Myra: I don’t need this!
She gets Akira and goes outside.
Riku: She's gonna make me kick her ass.
Tyra: Are you guys fighting?
Riku: I wasn’t talking to you. (goes outside)
Tyra: Who’s sleeping with Wakka?! …
Rin: slowly walks outside and looks around) …
Thursday…
 
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Me: Why would someone sleep with Wakka? Ewwww[shudders run down my spine]
Boukon: You felt that too?
Me: How could you put such an image in my head, now I must wash my brain with soap [cries]
 
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TO HECK WITH IT! Forget Geometry! It was only extra credit, anway.

Well, I did the parts that were required, but not the extra credit, SO THERE! Anyway, yeah, I read it again! It was so funny! Except with the debating...

Long Live Gabe!
 
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Lilazn, seriously, why do you carry around those stupid sprites? They're awful page stretchers.

Anyway, yeah, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!
 
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The writer of this fic is a boy, didn't you notice the KING on the front of the name. All you noticed was Gabriel right? I call him KG
 
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Thursday…
Myra: writes paper) Hm.
Akira: eats popcorn)
Riku walks out of the bathroom.
Riku: Hey. What are you doing?
Myra: Nothing.
Myra is writing some sort of paper.
Riku: It looks like something.
Myra: It’s just some research!
Riku: How bout you stop that and do some research on me? If you know what I mean…
Myra: Maybe you should go screw yourself if you want attention.
Riku: …
Riku snatches Myra’s paper.
Myra: Hey! Give it back! I need that! Asshole!
Riku: What?!
Myra: Um…
Riku: rips it up)
Myra: Riku! Why did you do that?!
Riku: You called me an asshole!
Myra: You-
Riku scoops Myra up and tosses her on the bed.
Myra: Leave me alone, Riku-
Riku: No. (sits on Myra)
Myra: Get off! (kicks him off)
Riku pushes Myra down and gets back on top of her.
Myra: Riku, stop!
Riku: I’m not doing anything! (holds her down)
Myra: Get the off me!
Akira runs in the room.
Riku: unbuttons Myra's shirt)-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!!!!
Lightening crashes through the ceiling.
Riku: Agh!
Riku hops off Myra and Akira points her finger at Riku fiercely
Akira: DO IT AGAIN AND I’LL ELECTRICUTE YOU!!!
Myra: gets up) Akira-
Akira: Why can't you guys stop fighting?! (cries)
Myra: Because your dad's a jackass!
Riku: Because your mom is a bitch!
Riku and Myra start yelling over each other.
Akira: sobs) Stop it!!!
Riku: Shut the hell up, Akira!
Myra: smacks him)
Riku: …
Riku pushes Myra on the bed and gets back on top of her again and holds her down.
Riku: I could kill you with my bare hands, Myra! Don't you ever do that again!
Riku turns red with anger.
Myra’s heart starts to pound.
Myra: Okay…
Akira: Nooooooo! Stop!!! (sobs)
Akira cries so loud that it starts raining outside.
R-mom: opens door) What the hell is going on in here?
Riku hops off Myra.
Riku: Nothing.
Riku walks past his mom and leaves the house, slamming the door behind him.
Myra: sits up) …
Myra’s enragement is finally over.
R-mom: Are you okay, Myra?
Myra: Yes…I’m fine.
R-mom: You sure?
Myra: I’m fine.
R-mom: I’ll take Akira in the next room. (picks Akira up)
Akira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notice that’s the first time Akira actually went “Waaaa” instead of crying. Hehehe.
Friday...
Myra walks out of the shower.
Riku: You smell good. (kisses her)
Myra: dries hair off) … (sighs)
Riku: I’m bored…I don't have anything to do. (picks Myra up) What do you say we-
Myra: No, I’m busy right now.
Riku: You’re not busy; you’re just drying your hair. I could do that. (carries her to bed)
Myra: I need to rewrite the paper. (sits up)
Riku: pulls her back down) What paper?
Myra: gets up) The one you ripped up yesterday.
Riku: You can do that later...Come on, Akira is asleep now! She'll wake up if we wait.
Myra: Sorry, busy. (puts shirt on)
Riku: What’s the paper about anyway?!
Myra: It’s some research I was doing for Wakka.
Riku: Wakka?
Myra: Yeah, Wakka.
Riku: Wakka can wait. (takes paper)
Myra: Um, I should probably go check on Akira-
Riku: She's asleep. (takes Myra's hand) What’s up with you today?
Myra: I need to go-
Riku: Why are you making excuses?
Myra: I-
Riku: It’s Wakka isn’t it?
Myra: What are you saying?!!
Riku: You’re cheating on me aren’t you?
Myra: Riku-
Riku: Aren’t you?!
Myra: What is with you?!
Riku: You didn’t answer my question!
Myra: Why are you yelling at me?
Riku: Just answer the question, Myra.
Myra gets up and Riku traps her in the corner.
Myra: Why would you think that?!
Riku: Because you’re avoiding me and you STILL haven’t answered my damn question!
Myra: No! I’m not cheating on you!
Riku: Why would I believe you? Why would you believe me when I say I’m not ing Kairi? Or Selphie? …What if I told you I had been molesting Akira?
Myra gasps and smacks Riku again without thinking.
Riku: What did I tell you yesterday?!
Myra: Uhhhh...I don’t remember..? (backs away)
She reaches for the doorknob when Riku pulls out Myra's pistol from the drawer and aims it at her.
Riku: Don’t move.
Myra gasps and grabs the door knob.
Riku: Don’t go anywhere. (cocks gun)
Myra: Riku, don’t-
Riku: SHUT UP!
Myra: gulps)
Their hearts start pounding hard and fast.
Riku: aims at Myra) …
Riku's face glows bright red and Myra's face is pale.


By the way.....
 
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Dont call him an idiot. I thought you were serious too. << Geeze. You didnt even leave any clues to it being a joke...

IM MALE. I HAVE A PENIS!!!!! WANNA SEE IT?!
 
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