Everyone runs outside to wait for the boat to touch shore. When it touches the shore, they run over to welcome everyone back.
R-mom: hugs Akira)
Akira: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Later...While most everyone is swimming.....
Kairi: swims around)
Akira: sits on shore) ...Lay down, Rin!
Rin: ?? (lays down) ??-
Akira puts sand on Rin.
Rin:?....??...?!?!?! ?!!!...!!!!!
Akira: covers him with sand)
Rin: ?!!
Sora: sits on shore) Whatcha got, munchkin?
Akira: … (pulls Sora's hair)
Sora: Hey! Stop it! Agh! I'm sensitive!
Akira: I’m not a munchkin! I’m taller than you!
The next day..
Riku: Well, maybe it would’ve been safer if you hadn’t blown everyone to bits.
Myra: Well, maybe I wouldn’t have had to if you hadn’t attacked the police officer.
Riku: You could’ve just bailed me out!
Myra: I couldn’t! I spent too much money for that doctor visit on your d**k!
Are they fighting?!?!
Riku: I thought you had a job!
Myra: I blew those f**kers to bits!
Riku: My point exactly!
Myra: You-
Akira comes in.
Akira: Why are you fighting?!?!?!
Riku: …
Myra: …Oh geeze!
Riku: We weren’t fighting, Akira. We were debating.
Akira: …Okay.
Myra: I need popcorn. (goes in kitchen)
All week Riku and Myra have been "debating" over little things. Myra's enragement seems to be causing some pro-
Myra: You’re the one who said it!
Riku: It’s not my fault!
Myra: So you’re saying its mine?!
Riku: Yah-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!
Riku: ...-
Myra: Sigh!
Myra walks past Riku to the bathroom.
Riku: Excuse you!
Tuesday…
Riku: You just don’t remember!
Myra: YOU just don’t remember!
Riku: You’re the one with brain problems! Your hair outweighs your brain, Myra!
Myra: You have more hair than me! The roots in your mullet are taking over your teeny brain!
Riku: I bet you don’t even remember what my dad's name is!
Myra: It’s Riku!
Riku: No it isn’t!
Myra: Yes it is! You told me that! See?! You’re the one with brain problems!
Riku: I-
Myra: Let me clean it out for you!
She spits on her finger and puts it in Riku's ear.
Riku: STOP-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!!! (sobs)
Myra and Riku shut up.
Myra: Come on, Sweetie. Let’s go ask gramps what his name is. (picks Akira up)
Riku: … (wipes ear) Bitch.
Wednesday....At Wakka's place....Wakka and Myra are at the table talking.....
Tyra: I think it would be red.
Wakka: It would-a be yellow!
Myra: How can brown and orange make yellow?!
Wakka: What’s-a the word-a for it, yah?
Myra: Its blonde....but Tyra has BROWN hair. If you had a kid, it wouldn’t have blonde hair, Wakka.
Wakka: Look!
Wakka turns on his laptop and opens his files.
Wakka: See?!
Myra: That’s just a picture of a blonde girl you took at Traverse Town! (snatches lap top)
Tyra gets up and goes to watch TV.
Wakka: What-a you doing-a woman?!
Myra: Look! (snatches a thread of hair out of his hair)
Wakka: Hey! That’s mine-a!!!
Myra: Akira?
Akira: Ma'am yes Ma'am!
Myra: I need some of Tyra's hair.
Akira runs into the den and-
Tyra: OWWWWWW!!!!!!
Akira: Here. (gives her the hair)
Myra: Whoa!...I didn’t mean this much...Well, look.
Tyra: You little brat! (comes in kitchen) Come here! (picks Akira up)
Myra: Put her down!
Tyra: … (drops Akira)
Akira: Ack! (trips Tyra and grabs Rin)
Rin: ???
Akira: runs)
Myra puts the samples of hair in the computer and waits for it to show up. A figure shows up with golden brown hair. Sweet lap top. xD
Wakka: Ugh! That’s ugly!
Myra: No it isn’t! It’s beautiful! I wish I had hair like that.
Wakka: No-a you don’t-a! Your-a hair looks-a way prettier than that!
Myra: Thank you… I like your hair too.
Riku happens to walk by.
Myra rubs her fingers through Wakka’s hair.
Myra: Your color is so natural.
Wakka: Hehehe-
Riku: …Myra, come here!
Myra: sighs) Excuse me for a minute, Wakka. (walks over to Riku) What?!
Riku: Why are you flirting with Wakka?!!
Myra: I was not FLIRTING with Wakka! I was complimenting him!
Riku: Then, why were you touching him?!
Myra: Cause I wanted to!
Riku: WHY?!
Myra: ..What’s the big deal anyway?
Riku: Oh, when was the last time you touched him? Last night?!
Myra: What?! No!
Akira: …
Riku: Go ahead and sleep with your sister's boyfriend!
Tyra: Huh?! (stops poking Akira) Who-
Myra: I don’t need this!
She gets Akira and goes outside.
Riku: She's gonna make me kick her ass.
Tyra: Are you guys fighting?
Riku: I wasn’t talking to you. (goes outside)
Tyra: Who’s sleeping with Wakka?! …
Rin: slowly walks outside and looks around) …
Thursday…
R-mom: hugs Akira)
Akira: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Later...While most everyone is swimming.....
Kairi: swims around)
Akira: sits on shore) ...Lay down, Rin!
Rin: ?? (lays down) ??-
Akira puts sand on Rin.
Rin:?....??...?!?!?! ?!!!...!!!!!
Akira: covers him with sand)
Rin: ?!!
Sora: sits on shore) Whatcha got, munchkin?
Akira: … (pulls Sora's hair)
Sora: Hey! Stop it! Agh! I'm sensitive!
Akira: I’m not a munchkin! I’m taller than you!
The next day..
Riku: Well, maybe it would’ve been safer if you hadn’t blown everyone to bits.
Myra: Well, maybe I wouldn’t have had to if you hadn’t attacked the police officer.
Riku: You could’ve just bailed me out!
Myra: I couldn’t! I spent too much money for that doctor visit on your d**k!
Are they fighting?!?!
Riku: I thought you had a job!
Myra: I blew those f**kers to bits!
Riku: My point exactly!
Myra: You-
Akira comes in.
Akira: Why are you fighting?!?!?!
Riku: …
Myra: …Oh geeze!
Riku: We weren’t fighting, Akira. We were debating.
Akira: …Okay.
Myra: I need popcorn. (goes in kitchen)
All week Riku and Myra have been "debating" over little things. Myra's enragement seems to be causing some pro-
Myra: You’re the one who said it!
Riku: It’s not my fault!
Myra: So you’re saying its mine?!
Riku: Yah-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!
Riku: ...-
Myra: Sigh!
Myra walks past Riku to the bathroom.
Riku: Excuse you!
Tuesday…
Riku: You just don’t remember!
Myra: YOU just don’t remember!
Riku: You’re the one with brain problems! Your hair outweighs your brain, Myra!
Myra: You have more hair than me! The roots in your mullet are taking over your teeny brain!
Riku: I bet you don’t even remember what my dad's name is!
Myra: It’s Riku!
Riku: No it isn’t!
Myra: Yes it is! You told me that! See?! You’re the one with brain problems!
Riku: I-
Myra: Let me clean it out for you!
She spits on her finger and puts it in Riku's ear.
Riku: STOP-
Akira: STOP FIGHTING!!! (sobs)
Myra and Riku shut up.
Myra: Come on, Sweetie. Let’s go ask gramps what his name is. (picks Akira up)
Riku: … (wipes ear) Bitch.
Wednesday....At Wakka's place....Wakka and Myra are at the table talking.....
Tyra: I think it would be red.
Wakka: It would-a be yellow!
Myra: How can brown and orange make yellow?!
Wakka: What’s-a the word-a for it, yah?
Myra: Its blonde....but Tyra has BROWN hair. If you had a kid, it wouldn’t have blonde hair, Wakka.
Wakka: Look!
Wakka turns on his laptop and opens his files.
Wakka: See?!
Myra: That’s just a picture of a blonde girl you took at Traverse Town! (snatches lap top)
Tyra gets up and goes to watch TV.
Wakka: What-a you doing-a woman?!
Myra: Look! (snatches a thread of hair out of his hair)
Wakka: Hey! That’s mine-a!!!
Myra: Akira?
Akira: Ma'am yes Ma'am!
Myra: I need some of Tyra's hair.
Akira runs into the den and-
Tyra: OWWWWWW!!!!!!
Akira: Here. (gives her the hair)
Myra: Whoa!...I didn’t mean this much...Well, look.
Tyra: You little brat! (comes in kitchen) Come here! (picks Akira up)
Myra: Put her down!
Tyra: … (drops Akira)
Akira: Ack! (trips Tyra and grabs Rin)
Rin: ???
Akira: runs)
Myra puts the samples of hair in the computer and waits for it to show up. A figure shows up with golden brown hair. Sweet lap top. xD
Wakka: Ugh! That’s ugly!
Myra: No it isn’t! It’s beautiful! I wish I had hair like that.
Wakka: No-a you don’t-a! Your-a hair looks-a way prettier than that!
Myra: Thank you… I like your hair too.
Riku happens to walk by.
Myra rubs her fingers through Wakka’s hair.
Myra: Your color is so natural.
Wakka: Hehehe-
Riku: …Myra, come here!
Myra: sighs) Excuse me for a minute, Wakka. (walks over to Riku) What?!
Riku: Why are you flirting with Wakka?!!
Myra: I was not FLIRTING with Wakka! I was complimenting him!
Riku: Then, why were you touching him?!
Myra: Cause I wanted to!
Riku: WHY?!
Myra: ..What’s the big deal anyway?
Riku: Oh, when was the last time you touched him? Last night?!
Myra: What?! No!
Akira: …
Riku: Go ahead and sleep with your sister's boyfriend!
Tyra: Huh?! (stops poking Akira) Who-
Myra: I don’t need this!
She gets Akira and goes outside.
Riku: She's gonna make me kick her ass.
Tyra: Are you guys fighting?
Riku: I wasn’t talking to you. (goes outside)
Tyra: Who’s sleeping with Wakka?! …
Rin: slowly walks outside and looks around) …
Thursday…