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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - Republican Scott Brown, Massachusetts' newly minted Senator, toured the Capitol today and revisited a theme from his victory speech, telling reporters, "My daughters are available, but if I have my way, health care won't be."
Chuckling at his remark, Mr. Brown added, "I was just kidding. Not about the health care part, though. I was dead serious about that."
Continuing to sound his theme, the Massachusetts senator said he would work around the clock "to make sure that Ayla, Arianna and health care all become unavailable forever."
When asked whether pimping for his daughters was in questionable taste, Mr. Brown replied, "That's my idea of the public option."
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I just had to post this
I saw it the other night and I was fucking livid
Honestly, the cycle of stupidity from father politicians does not stop
If this was my father I would punch him straight in the face
No e-thugging or anything this just goes beyond stupid
Advertising his daughters like they're hooters girls is frigging disgusting.
Also as far as Healthcare is concerned as least go carefully over it you goddamn illiterate blue collars.