Hard evidence all over the forum says otherwise thoughAHAHA, THERE'S NO SUCH THING!!!
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ahahahahah they most definitely WON'T find Jhonny where you think they will, but fer sure I'd have that same reaction (tho I wouldn't tell them about it xD)
And No! XD I'd be saying my name's J and that I'm going there to buy a present for a friend (I BET EVERYONE SAYS THAT AND THE ATTENDANTS ALSO KNOW, BUT IT'S EMBARASSING AS HELL, UUUUH Q__Q). And you don't need a reason to find something embarassing, it just IS D:
ahahahahahahah your gf didn't want any 'Jhonnies' around, is that it? xD
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Hmm, I wonder where you hide it :3 And I think they might torture the reasons out of ya if they saw your reaction
"The name's J, agent J. My fellow agent Y needs a tool to purify evil spirits that have been driving her crazy, now gimme thatsubstitute!"
Hmmm, I guess she didn't, and for good reason, which I won't tell Her privacy is not mine to talk about
No I didn't! I just told you what Japanese women do. You chose yourself to become a predator!Me? YOU gave me that idea.
Never say never, ma boy *Morgan Freeman's voice*
Wha-? Morgan Freeman is an 801 fan? Who knew D:
Why not ask people about that instead of jumping to conclusions? D:Oh, no, I already have plenty of sources of happiness. (my games, my mangas, my frens, my family) The problem is about feeling like I GIVE happiness, y'know? Cause I feel I just give distress to any and everyone ;D
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Well, it depends on WHERE you'll be spanking, eh? And with WICH MATERIALS you'll be spaking, too...
And there's that saying that "love and hate are separated by a thin thread" or smt, right? I HATE WITH ALL MY MIGHT when someone constricts my movements (one friend hugged me from behind one day and I elbowed his stomach after telling him to let me go once D, so maybe I'll like to be tied up? >D If I don't, tho, you'd better prepare another bed, cause I'll destroy the one I'll be using if you don't let me go when I ask you to
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Weeeell, the spanking is usually applied to a person's bottom, right? So I guess that's where I'll be spanking ya~ Hmm, mind me my asking - where would you like me spank you? Materials? Mah hand of course! :3 Any preferences?
Th-that logic D: Hmm, maybe we should string you up to the ceiling in some interesting pose then? :3
lol what about hunting for rich older men? XD and what about them marital duties? :3uuuugh ç__ç lemme marry you guys, please. I don't mind being the second wife or the second husband (depending on whom I'll be marrying), but please just let me move in Q__Q this MUST_DOIT_NAO is the worst Q__Q It looks like THE WORLD WILL COME DOWN TO PIECES if I don't sweep my room, god D:
Dark sugarless chocolate can also do the trickOh, so that's why I'm feeling a little rusty. I HATE FISH WITH ALL MY MIGHT (some sushis are okay, tho).
Don't ask how I'll survive in Japan hating the most common food. Please, don't Q_Q
Y-you do? D: How so? Maybe you somehow haven't tried good ones D: And you can survive in Japan without eating fish(y ) food - there's actually a lot of stuff without it. You just need to be a little careful and look through the ingredients - Japanese people just love to add fish based vinegar to their food. If you're interesting about the yumminess in Japan then here's a great playlist for that :3 This guy also has a lot of info about the country
Sooo, did you find that "things you didn't know about Okami" vid?... :3 *went to look for my own reply to remember what we were talking about*
oooh okay, thanks!
I-I dunno, wherever you want me to?I've never been spanked before, save the school fights, so I dunno, really D: Where? D:
I know about the swelling parts when you bind someone, but one or two red wrists won't kill me ;D
Wrists? You really don't know anything about bondage XD
Spoiler Showahahaha, so long cat is long started with this standing kitty? >D I must say, I didn't find it funny in the least, but oh well right
Yeah, kids this age are so strong it's amazing I'm not surprised by your feat cause, I dunno, maybe I broke some things here and don't remember >_>
You do know that I've thought about using a doublesided substitute with other chicks, doncha? No, I guess you don't. I really gave it a hard thought on it, I even looked up how the designs are (didn't find many interesting stuff, really), but then I got 'meh, just finding the right position's gonna suck, so no, I'm okay with Jhonny'.
Wait... are you sure you're a REAL PERSON? YOU'RE NOT MY ALTER EGO OR SOMETHING WRITING BACK TO ME, ARE YOU?
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Eeeeh, not funny? really? not it the least? D: I thought it was OK ^^;
Yeah, people liked pinching my cheeks when I was little, until I started fighting back and leaving bruises on people
Aaaaw, that's too bad D: Maybe you should try having fun with other chicks without any toys maybe tell me how it went afterwards :3 And there's not much about finding the right position D: Maybe I'll PM you one
No it isn't! D: I didn't even know that song existed! D: So I could not reference it! D:YOUR fault for making a reference to it!
What about when you're together with an experienced swimmer always there to help you out?I loove swimming, but don't you dare to put me into the sea. I freeze with fear D: *was almost taken by the current when she was little* *like 3-yo little* *and again when she was 10 yo*
... yeah D:
You're welcome :3Yay, thanks for the PM!
I do remember that dish one from the club, it was so long ago I thought the picture was about a dishwasher and not a dishdryer hehehe
Hnngh, dishwasher, I wish I had one D: Washing dishes is just soooooo boring D:
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Hnnngh, O-OK D:
*goes to watch* I-I dunno, I don't find it cute... d-don't hit me! D:
Spoiler ShowYou think it seems purer? D: I think anything that has 'touching under the clothes parts' is already not pure at all >_>
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Eh? Why not? It OK if it's your loved one, clothes obstruct feeling the warmth and softness of your partner and while you're cuddling why not add extra pleasure into the mix? :3
O-OK ;w;Kyayyaaaaaa, sorry J, I'll get to your post later, I should've been outside watering already... >>>w<<<)/
Y-yay~EDIT: Back before anybody said anything else, yay!
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...Lol.
Males~ Always talkin' 'bout males~<3
You enjoy your manboobs your way, let me enjoy them my way... c;
I like male bodies to say "shota" while their ids say "legal"~ (/w;\)~<3
And cuddle-worthy~ Like you just wanna hold and snuggle in peace for a little while~ 8,3
Lol tho, "cuddle-worthy" warranted a "...wait what?!", but "lick-able" didn't? 83 Fufufufufu~
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Oh, OK ._. *J is a sad panda now*
lol enjoy my manboobs? XD what do you think I do with them? XD
aaaand have you actually found real live samples?
That's a... strange thing to do with it But I guess it would feel good for your partner
Well, yeah, there's usually a lot of licking going on in those parts, but c-cuddling? D: Kinda weird