Weirdest compliment you've ever gotten?

[Jesus]

The other day my friends mom said "Wow, I feel honored to have such a nice palestinian at my table"

Thanks?

 

[Solar]

I wonder if that friend was Jewish or not

 

[Jesus]

Almost
Syrian

It was probably just a joke, since I'm always making fun of them and vice versa lol

 

[Solar]

Gasp


Well I have caucasian relatives and jewish-muslim relatives

fun times

 

[Jesus]

Gasp


Well I have caucasian relatives and jewish-muslim relatives

fun times

Is that even possible? LOL

 

[Solar]

Not the religion Judaism, but as in Jewish heritage

 

[Jesus]

I figured as much. Still funny when I think about it

 

[Delsan]

"You look like a dinosaur!"

Some girl I don't even talk to said that to me in the hall and I was like "Okay....." and just kept walking.

 

[Oberon]

"you have nice eyelashes."

ffffffffuu

 

[Chuman]

My sister held the door for an older woman and she said: "Well, arent you just the sweetest little bag of kush!" Nobody has ever complimented me. EVER.

 

[Sparks]

"Hey, I love the way you talk in debate. It just makes everything I say seem less supirior than what you say and I just feel like crawling into a corner and dying of jealously of how awesome you are. It just makes me feel like a half of a whole, and like I want to debate against you and show myself that I can kick your ass. Hypothetically...of course."

 

[Wintertide]

"Damn, how would you like to date a black man because I sure like me some white bitches like you."

I am not even white.

 

[Allister Rose]

"i could see you make mini vans look good"

^^i thought it was sarcasm at first, but she was serious

 

[SogeUsopp114]

lol these really are the weirdest compliments lol. congratulations on everybody's weird compliment lol

 

[Oberon]

My sister held the door for an older woman and she said: "Well, arent you just the sweetest little bag of kush!" Nobody has ever complimented me. EVER.

hahaha

her nickname should've been "sweet kush bag" from then on

 

[Silverslide]

A friend of mine: I don't date black guys

Me:....

Her: No offense. Wait, you're like an oreo anyways.

Me: Uhhhh

Her: That's a good thing.

 

[Jesus]

^ Wow
I would have loved to be there

 

[Zero Sora]

"you must have a huge penis, i can see it in your face"- girl in my chemistry class, very loudly
lol

My question is... why did you have a penis in your face?

 

[SeductiveCupcake]

"Your nose is so cute!!!"
"...thanks..?"

 

[GTarablus]

My question is... why did you have a penis in your face?

Now that's hilarious!!!!
I never got a weird compliment... I actually hang around with normal people...