I put a 5 for everything hot, 3 for everything that idk could be cool but its w/e, and 0 for the stuff i'd never do xD
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Cunniringus is the shit...
That's a pretty tall order to cover. I'll have a crack at it later. This one chick was obsessed with anal sex, I'd have to give that a big fat 0. I know she would stick something up my ass if the opportunity presented itself.
Do you still have her contact info?
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i'd like to see you shove something up your ass.
...Damn good comeback. Gimme a ton of foreign substances and I might be able to counter with something. (I probably won't since I'm unwilling to take any foreign substances)
Maybe people aren't doing it right.
I tried to finish it and post it here but I couldn't. I realized how much of a prude I am haha.
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I just don't understand why you'd willingly stick your dick up in ass, knowing what comes out of it.
one time glitter came out of mine (°⌣°)
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Better than the actual shit that comes out of an ass.
that sounds healthy xDDDDD
challenge acce....ac....accept...
fuck that shit
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you must be looking at the wrong time of the month
69 - 5
Anal sex - 3
Blindfold - 2 (only for playful reasons)
Blow job (oral sex on a man) - 0
Butt plugs/toys - 0
Cuddling - 5
Cyber sex - 2
Dirty talk - 5
Domination and submission -0
Dry humping - 3
Edging (delaying orgasm) - 4
Erotic massage - 4
Exhibitionism - 2
Eye contact - 5
Facials (cum on the face)(on the girl of course) - 5
Feathers - 0
Feet - 0
Fingering (anal) - 0
Fingering (vaginal) - 5
Food play - 3
Giving compliments - 5
Going down (oral sex) on a woman - 5
Group sex (orgies) - 1
Handcuffs - 0
Kissing (no tongues) - 5
Kissing (french, with tongues) - 5
Lap dance - 5
Massage (not erotic) - 5
Masturbation (doing yourselves) - 4
Mutual masturbation (doing each other) - 5
Nipple play (tweaking, nibbling, sucking) - 5
Open relationship - 3 (not really sure :/)
Pearl necklace (cum on the chest and neck) - 5
Positions - penetrator on top - 5
Positions - Doggy style (rear entry) - 5
Positions - side by side - 5
Positions - sitting - 5
Positions - standing - 5
Positions - penetrator on bottom - 5
Phone sex - 1
Pornography - 3 (like watching porn with your partner?)
Public sex - 4
Quickies - 4
Rimming (licking anus) - 0
Role play - 3
Rough play - 3
Sex clubs - 0
Sex in the dark - 5
Sex parties - 0
Sexting - 3
SM (erotic pain play) - 0
Spanking - 3
Strap-On play - 0
Striptease - 3
Threesome - 4 (with 2 girls, why the kupo not?)
Titty f*cking - 5
Tying up (with ropes or scarves) - 0
Unprotected sex (barebacking) - 5 (only if she's on birth control)
Urine play - 0
Vaginal Sex - 5
Vibrators - 0
Voyeurism - 1
So like I hate bondage. Like I really do. Blindfolds, gagging, collars, ropes, spiked bracelets and shit....oh god it's disgusting. I can't imagine why anyone would want to physically hurt their partner like that.
That's why I have a little difficulty with rough play. I've come to the conclusion that the majority of girls like it rough, and I'm generally okay with rough play so long as it doesn't go into BDSM territory. Spanking, titty slapping, hair grabbing, and slight choking is fine with me but like I just don't want to go overboard. Last thing I want is to hurt my significant other.
Also, I'm okay with anal sex (on a girl of course). I'm not gonna knock it until I try it. I've heard it's painful the first time around, but feels better afterward. As long as she cleans that shit (pun intended lmao) beforehand, why not? That's all I'm doing though. No rim jobs from me.
Anal sex - 3
Blindfold - 2 (only for playful reasons)
Blow job (oral sex on a man) - 0
Butt plugs/toys - 0
Cuddling - 5
Cyber sex - 2
Dirty talk - 5
Domination and submission -0
Dry humping - 3
Edging (delaying orgasm) - 4
Erotic massage - 4
Exhibitionism - 2
Eye contact - 5
Facials (cum on the face)(on the girl of course) - 5
Feathers - 0
Feet - 0
Fingering (anal) - 0
Fingering (vaginal) - 5
Food play - 3
Giving compliments - 5
Going down (oral sex) on a woman - 5
Group sex (orgies) - 1
Handcuffs - 0
Kissing (no tongues) - 5
Kissing (french, with tongues) - 5
Lap dance - 5
Massage (not erotic) - 5
Masturbation (doing yourselves) - 4
Mutual masturbation (doing each other) - 5
Nipple play (tweaking, nibbling, sucking) - 5
Open relationship - 3 (not really sure :/)
Pearl necklace (cum on the chest and neck) - 5
Positions - penetrator on top - 5
Positions - Doggy style (rear entry) - 5
Positions - side by side - 5
Positions - sitting - 5
Positions - standing - 5
Positions - penetrator on bottom - 5
Phone sex - 1
Pornography - 3 (like watching porn with your partner?)
Public sex - 4
Quickies - 4
Rimming (licking anus) - 0
Role play - 3
Rough play - 3
Sex clubs - 0
Sex in the dark - 5
Sex parties - 0
Sexting - 3
SM (erotic pain play) - 0
Spanking - 3
Strap-On play - 0
Striptease - 3
Threesome - 4 (with 2 girls, why the kupo not?)
Titty f*cking - 5
Tying up (with ropes or scarves) - 0
Unprotected sex (barebacking) - 5 (only if she's on birth control)
Urine play - 0
Vaginal Sex - 5
Vibrators - 0
Voyeurism - 1
So like I hate bondage. Like I really do. Blindfolds, gagging, collars, ropes, spiked bracelets and shit....oh god it's disgusting. I can't imagine why anyone would want to physically hurt their partner like that.
That's why I have a little difficulty with rough play. I've come to the conclusion that the majority of girls like it rough, and I'm generally okay with rough play so long as it doesn't go into BDSM territory. Spanking, titty slapping, hair grabbing, and slight choking is fine with me but like I just don't want to go overboard. Last thing I want is to hurt my significant other.
Also, I'm okay with anal sex (on a girl of course). I'm not gonna knock it until I try it. I've heard it's painful the first time around, but feels better afterward. As long as she cleans that shit (pun intended lmao) beforehand, why not? That's all I'm doing though. No rim jobs from me.
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you have unprotected sex with your kid? wow...
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Lol. Obviously I meant that I hate condoms, and I have a child as a result.
lmao dude
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