lmao dude
Way to take it out of context douchebag lmao.
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lmao dude
Lap dance - 2 (I'm too awkward and clumsy to ever do one)
Nothing to worry about. We're all dirty in our own way~
thats how i felt about that one too. like i dont think its morally or just aesthetically displeasing its just something only coordinated hot girls can do x_x
someone posted this shit said:Pearl necklace (cum on the chest and neck) - -5 No way
Let's have some fun, ladies.
Let's have some fun, ladies.
A flailing fish with boobs and vajayjay...Fish do have vaginas right?In that case...*pulls out some hentai*
Yeah, I'm way too clumsy to even keep my balance when walking down stairs, yet alone move my body all sexy like. I imagine I'd look more like a flailing fish haha~
I want to rep this so bad. You get 10 points for this. It's rare that something on a forum actually gets me laughing.
Let's have some fun, ladies.
A flailing fish with boobs and vajayjay...Fish do have vaginas right?
I'm not big on the facials either, but the pearl necklace....lmao
wow you are SUCH a charmer
the only reason i wouldnt do facial is because i dont want it in my eyes or messing up my makeup. otherwise it can be fun to be messy! :3
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69 - 4
Anal sex - 2
Blindfold - 1
Blow job - 0
Butt plugs/toys - 1
Cuddling - 5
Cyber sex - 1
Dirty talk - 0
Domination and submission - 3
Dry humping - 2
Edging (delaying orgasm) - 3
Erotic massage - 5
Exhibitionism - 3
Eye contact - 5
Facials (cum on the face) - 4
Feathers - 3
Feet - 2
Fingering (anal) - 3
Fingering (vaginal) - 5
Food play - 1
Giving compliments - 4
Going down (oral sex) on a woman - 5
Group sex (orgies) - 2
Handcuffs - 2
Kissing (no tongues) - 5
Kissing (french, with tongues) - 5
Lap dance - 0
Massage (not erotic) - 5
Masturbation (doing yourselves) - 3
Mutual masturbation (doing each other) - 4
Nipple play (tweaking, nibbling, sucking) - 5
Open relationship - 4
Pearl necklace (cum on the chest and neck) - 3
Positions - penetrator on top - 5
Positions - Doggy style (rear entry) - 4
Positions - side by side - 2
Positions - sitting - 3
Positions - standing - 2
Positions - penetrator on bottom - 5
Phone sex - 2
Pornography - 1
Public sex - 3
Quickies - 3
Rimming (licking anus) - 4
Role play - 2
Rough play - 2
Sex clubs - 0
Sex in the dark - 5
Sex parties - 0
Sexting - 4
SM (erotic pain play) - 2
Spanking - 3
Strap-On play - 0
Striptease - 3
Threesome - 2
Titty f*cking - 2
Tying up (with ropes or scarves) - 2
Unprotected sex (barebacking) - 5
Urine play - 2
Vaginal sex - 5
Vibrators - 3
Voyeurism (watching other people) - 2
Pinkeye facials...fucking hilarious.
But the real question is, do you swallow ?
pinkeye facials hahahaha
that is actually kinda funny. makes sense why it'd scare you away, too. lmao