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What would you do if you woke up as the other gender



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^^^ *scoff* uhuh. have fun with that. *is a girl*

I'd probably spend the entire day trying to figure out how to go to the bathroom.

this.

LOL i think i'd freak out, go back to sleep to see if i would turn back, and if i didn't... i'd... go on with my life, i guess .__.; I honestly wouldn't change much personality-wise, i'm already a tomboy and play videogames, LMAO. I'd just be a... dude.

Dogen, I don't wanna hear any replies to this mentioning masturbation, kaythnx.
 

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i would play w/ my newfound penis !


i would pee in people's cups, in people's plants, id pee everywhere to annoy them ! iv always wanted to do this. hehe

i would touch my hair.. so short !

i would grow a six pack

ill try fucking stuff lol

generally i would pee everywhere like on the neighbors house/ other side of the fence ! hehe

grow a six pack? lol didn't know we guys grew six packs
 

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grow a six pack? lol didn't know we guys grew six packs
ok i would "make " a six pack by working out and then ill get all hot and i would make myself a sexy ass beast then i can have sex w/ myself it will be the greatest pleasure ever ! cuz ill make my guy be as hot as i always wanted ! x)
 

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I'm noticing a lot of sexual comments... mostly from Dogen.

As for the question... Probably be initially distressed... No, wait, definitely. Well, I guess after that, I'd take some sweet legal action to change my name. After that, deal with the obvious social issues like... everyone being incredibly surprised. Then, I'd start worrying about the eventual medical issues brought on by both a lack of knowledge of the workings of my body (How complicated could it get... right?) and issues brought on by people wanting to experiment on me or something... (Incredibly technical answers ftw.)
 
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I'm simply saying that if a girl were to go to bed and wake up the next morning a boy, years of silenced, ignored, unrequited horny-ass manhood would smother her all in one morning, and they would probably have to masturbate until they're rendered unconscious.
 

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Freak the fuck out. Get hysterical and stay that way for a while, hope to god I turn back to a girl. Other than that, grow a beard.
 

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I'd freak out at first, then proceed to be a complete and total whore for the rest of my life.
 

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I'd play with my boobs.
I'd play with my vagina.
I'd wear cute outfits.
I'd try make-up.
I'd have sex to see what it's like from the girl's perspective.
I'd try to poop (to see if the myths are real)
I'd walk in high heels
I'd go streaking
I'd go skinny dipping
I'd go running in the rain
I'd ask someone to kick me in the crotch to see if it still hurts
I'd check to see if my cooking/cleaning skills improved
I'd unleash a can of whipped cream in my vagina
I'd move my vaginal lips up and down while I talk in funny voices and sing songs.
I'd shave an arrow in my pubes pointing downward
I'd jump in a moonwalk...naked
I'd make a list of how many objects I can comfortably fit in my vagina.
I'd buy a Samus suit and wear it everywhere.
I'd cosplay as every girl I've never been able to.
I'd go to the gynecologist
I'd get pregnant
I'd ride a horse
I'd dye my hair different colors every month
I'd get away with calling people bitch all the time
I'd see how many speeding tickets I can get out of by showing my cleavage
I'd kick boys' asses in L4D online
I'd be a stripper for one night
I'd fake a period and use it as an excuse to be a bitch all the time.

This individual should be listened to. From now on.
 

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No seriously. Penis plz. D: (No, I don't care how ambiguous that statement sounds.)

Haha. I don't think I'd be entirely traumatized if I were to wake up as a male. I've never completely identified with all aspects of being a female and, being raised with three brothers as sibling, always preferred to be one of the guys. I'd be gay, though. I'd totally be gay. I've been told that I'm a gay man trapped in a straight woman's body, so you know what? I'd probably fit in even more with my friends considering I can count all the heterosexual ones on one hand. Oh! I'd wear suits. I'd wear all sorts of suits; especially those of the three piece variety! Waistcoats ftw. There are so many guys clothes that I would love to wear. Guy haircuts would be worth a shot, too.

Meh. I could live with it, I guess. Although, I say all that without seriously considering some of the important issues. Not too certain how I'd feel about being robbed of my tits. :/
 
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Look at myself and say,"What the fuck?"
Then I would wonder why I became a guy...
 

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IF I tuned into a hot girl I'd play with my boobs and have a lesbian orgy

If I was an ugle girl... I'd go to the doctor and plead for help and possibly get a sex change back to normal if I didn't change back

I'd play with my boobs.
I'd play with my vagina.
I'd wear cute outfits.
I'd try make-up.
I'd have sex to see what it's like from the girl's perspective.
I'd try to poop (to see if the myths are real)
I'd walk in high heels
I'd go streaking
I'd go skinny dipping
I'd go running in the rain
I'd ask someone to kick me in the crotch to see if it still hurts
I'd check to see if my cooking/cleaning skills improved
I'd unleash a can of whipped cream in my vagina
I'd move my vaginal lips up and down while I talk in funny voices and sing songs.
I'd shave an arrow in my pubes pointing downward
I'd jump in a moonwalk...naked
I'd make a list of how many objects I can comfortably fit in my vagina.
I'd buy a Samus suit and wear it everywhere.
I'd cosplay as every girl I've never been able to.
I'd go to the gynecologist
I'd get pregnant
I'd ride a horse
I'd dye my hair different colors every month
I'd get away with calling people bitch all the time
I'd see how many speeding tickets I can get out of by showing my cleavage
I'd kick boys' asses in L4D online
I'd be a stripper for one night
I'd fake a period and use it as an excuse to be a bitch all the time.



You could slap some girls with it.

Wait... why does yor Gender say girl under your name... ?

i'd do all of those proably.. except get prgnant. I don't want to get near a dude.
 
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